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Knock knock
Who's there?
A mall
A mall who?
A mall shook up!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Scissor
Scissor who?
Scissor and Cleopatra
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Thermos
Thermos who?
Thermos be better knock knock jokes than this!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Smell mop
Smell mop who?
Eww, gross!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Reed
Reed who?
Reed-turn to sender, address unknown...
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jamal
Jamal who?
Jam all these nuts in your mouth!
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Brittany spears. Brittany Spears who? Knock knock. Who's there? Oops I did it again.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I'm dwowning!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Europe
Europe who?
No I'm not, you're a poo!
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Once upon a time there was a girl named Sally who was swinging on her swing one day when she fell off & lost both her arms. Okay?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Sally.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say yo mama!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Will you marry me?
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Isaac
Isaac who?
Isaac'ly who you think it is.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Jose
Jose who?
Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Cuckoo Catch
Cuckoo Catch who?
... Mrs. Robinson, Jesus loves you more than you will know...
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
A cow goes
A cow goes, who?
NOOoooooooooooOOOO! A cow goes moo!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Tank
Tank who?
You're welcome!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Urine
Urine who?
Urinesecure. Don't know what for.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Myth
Myth who?
Myth you too.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Madame
Madame who?
Madame foot's stuck in the door!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Four eggs
Four eggs who?
Four eggsAMPLE
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Knock knock
Who's there?
No one
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Why you cryin' you crybaby
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Knock knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you
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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting co-MOOOOOOOOOO!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Olaf
Olaf who?
I'm Olaf of love, I'm so lost without you.
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Knock Knock;
Who's There?
Elsa,
Elsa Who?
Elsa did you froze away the papers?
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knock knock
who's there?
broken pencil
broken pencil who?
nevermind its pointless
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knock knock
whos there
wanda
wanda who
wanda go out with me...
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