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Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Since I was an egg.
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What do you call chickens playing hide-and-seek?
Fowl play
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Why did the chicken disappoint his mother?
He wasn't what he was cracked up to be!
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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?
Because his pecker is on his head!
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Why did the chicken cross the net?
It wanted to get to the other site.
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What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants
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Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
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Why did the chicken run away from home?
It was tired of being cooped up.
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What do chickens think we taste like?
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What did the chicken say during sex?
Cock I do I do
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Why did the chicken cross the beach?
To get to the other tide
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What did the chicken do after ordering from KFC?
It kicked the bucket!
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Why don't chickens play sports?
Because they hit fowl balls.
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