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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny
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Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
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What kind of key will open the door on Thanksgiving?
A turkey!
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What did the water say to the boat?
Nothing. It just waved!
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Why don't they serve chocolate in prison?
Because it makes you break out.
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What did the big bucket say to the little bucket?
You look a little pail!
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What's a knob?
Just another thing to adore.
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What is Bugs Bunny's least favorite dessert?
Elmer Fudge.
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A dog bit my leg.
Did you put something on it?
No, the dog liked it just the way it was.
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What do you call a crazy baker?
A dough nut
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What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses
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Why did the kid through the Parkay out the window?
To see butterfly.
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What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
Every morning you'll rise and shine!
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What has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck
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What are 2 things you can never have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner
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What runs but doesn't get anywhere?
A refrigerator
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What goes up and down but doesn't move?
The temperature

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