Clean Bear jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by Argo
edited by MC Jester

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear

Shared by The Joker

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How do you hire a teddy bear?
Put him on stilts!

Shared by Argo
edited by MC Jester

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Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll

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What did the teddy bear when he was offered dessert?
"No thank you, I am stuffed."

Shared by JustMe

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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A teddy boar

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Panda Bear jokes

Requested in Society & Nature by JustMe

Pandas are the least racist animal... They're black, white and...

7 jokes

Bear jokes

Requested in Society & Nature by JustMe

What do you call a bear with no parents? Rupert the Bastard

7 jokes

Clean Bird jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by JustMe

Why did the bird go to the doctor? He needed tweetment.

3 jokes

Clean Skunk jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by NumeroOcho

How do you keep a skunk from smelling? Plug his nose.

3 jokes

Clean Parrot jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by Argo

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot