Clean Christmas jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by MC Jester
edited by The Joker

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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic

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The year you stop believing in Santa Claus is the year you start getting clothes for Christmas.

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Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
He had low elf esteem.

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What Christmas song is this: ABCDEFGHIJK MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ?
No L

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Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.

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Christmas morning was a big rip-off!

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Half of American shoppers buy gift cards at Christmas. The other half are women.

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Christmas jokes for Kids

Requested in Childrens & Clean by a contributor

What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet

12 jokes

Christmas jokes

Requested in Entertainment & Arts by MC Jester

Why is there an L in NOEL?

3 jokes

Reindeer jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by Jokester

Elf: Why do Dasher and Dancer take so many coffee breaks? Santa:...

1 Joke

Clean Easter jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by MC Jester

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!

2 jokes

Elf jokes

Requested in Entertainment & Arts by a contributor

What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet!