Clean Dinosaur jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by MC Jester
edited by MC Jester

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
There weren't any chickens around yet.

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What is a dinosaur that never gives up?
A try and try and try-ceratops!

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What is a dinosaur that gets in a car accident?
A tyrannosauraus wreck

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What is a prehistoric monster called when it sleeps?
A dinosnore

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because it has a silent P.

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Dinosaur jokes

Requested in Science & Tech by MC Jester

If history repeats itself I'm getting a dinosaur.

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Clean Bird jokes

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Why did the bird go to the doctor? He needed tweetment.

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Clean Skunk jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by NumeroOcho

How do you keep a skunk from smelling? Plug his nose.

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Clean Parrot jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by Argo

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Clean Puppy jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by Argo

What do you get when you cross a puppy and a cantaloupe? A...