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Clean Elephant jokes
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What's as large as an elephant but weighs nothing?
Its shadow
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Where does an elephant pack its luggage?
In his trunk!
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How do you keep an elephant from charging?
Take away its credit card!
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What did the elephant say to the naked man?
That's cute but can it pick up peanuts?!
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How do you know when you've passed an elephant?
You can't get the toilet seat down.
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What is bright red and weighs 4 tons?
An elephant holding its breath!
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When two elephants went to the beach why could only one of them go swimming?
They just had one pair of trunks.
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What is an elephant's favorite sport?
Squash
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