Clean Insult jokes - Pardon My Ego

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I never forget a face but I'm making an exception in your case.

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I thought of you all day today! I was at the zoo.

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If I throw a stick will you leave?

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You are so boring you can't even entertain a doubt.

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Hi, I'm a human. What are you?

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Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

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You should sue your brains for non-support!

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How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open!?

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Go ahead, tell us everything you know! It'll take 10 seconds.

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You have a mind like a steel trap... always closed!

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He's not stupid... he's just possessed by a retarded ghost.

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You need to go to eBay and buy a clue!

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I want you to know that someone out there cares about you. I don't, but someone does!

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Some cause happiness wherever they go. You make it whenever you go.

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