Answer 1

A boy comes home from school and tells his mother he just got a part in the school play. "That's great. What part?" his mother asks.

"I play a Jewish husband," the boy told her.

"You go back to school and tell the teacher you want a speaking role!" the mother replied.

Answer 2

What is the difference between a terrorist and a Jewish mother?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Answer 3

What is the difference between a Jewish mother and a vulture?
A vulture waits until you're dead before it eats your heart out.

Answer 4

What is the definition of a Jewish dilemma?
When someone yells "free ham!"

Answer 5

What did the one-fingered Jewish thief specialize in stealing?
Bagels

Answer 6

Where does a Jewish husband hide money from his wife?
Under the vacuum cleaner

Answer 7

Ilene: Why did you name your dog Juniper?
Susan: Oh, he bit the rabbi when we got him.

Answer 8

A Rabbi put an advertisement in the classified section of the Sunday newspaper offering his services. The next day a Jewish grandmother called asking his hours and the Rabbi said "24/6..."

Answer 9

Why are JAPs hyochondriacs? Increasing their odds of meeting a...

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Answer 11

How do you Circumcise a Red Neck? Kick his sister in the Mouth!

Answer 12

What does Winnie the Pooh have in common with John the...

Answer 13