Clean Mouse jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by a contributor
edited by MC Jester

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Where does a mouse park its boat?
At the hickory dickory dock.

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What mouse doesn't eat, drink or walk?
A computer mouse

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How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Squeaky clean

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When do you need to oil a mouse?
When it's squeaking.

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How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say "cheese"

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What is a mouse's favorite game?
Hide and Squeak

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Mouse jokes

Requested in Society & Nature by JustMe

What is a mouse's least favorite record? What's up Pussycat!

7 jokes

Clean Bird jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by JustMe

Why did the bird go to the doctor? He needed tweetment.

3 jokes

Clean Skunk jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by NumeroOcho

How do you keep a skunk from smelling? Plug his nose.

3 jokes

Clean Parrot jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by Argo

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

3 jokes

Clean Puppy jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by Argo

What do you get when you cross a puppy and a cantaloupe? A...