Clean Pig jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by Argo
edited by MC Jester

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What do you call a pig who drives recklessly?
A road hog

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Which pigs are experts at karate?
Pork chops!

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Who is the smartest pig of all-time?
Ein-swine

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What do pigs write letters with?
Pig pens

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Why did the pig go to the kitchen?
He felt like bacon.

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What did one pig say to the other?
Let's be pen pals!

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12 jokes

Pig jokes

Requested in Society & Nature by MC Jester

That piggy looks constipated.

7 jokes

Clean Bird jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by JustMe

Why did the bird go to the doctor? He needed tweetment.

3 jokes

Clean Skunk jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by NumeroOcho

How do you keep a skunk from smelling? Plug his nose.

3 jokes

Clean Parrot jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by Argo

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

3 jokes

Clean Puppy jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by Argo

What do you get when you cross a puppy and a cantaloupe? A...