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Why were there hardly any white people at Obama's inauguration?
They were all working!
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Patient: I have a serious problem. I can never remember what I just said.
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Patient: What problem!?
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If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the 5th one enjoys it?
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I'm going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I'm outstanding.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo' Drizzle
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A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under one arm. His wife is lying in bed reading. Husband: This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache. Wife: I think you'll find that's a sheep. Husband: I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep!
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I hate weddings because old people always poke you and say "you're next!" So I started doing the same thing to do them at funerals!
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T-shirt: I'm not childish. You're just a big doody head!
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I'd like to offer moral support but I have questionable morals...
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Can I ask you two questions?
OK, what's the 2nd one?
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Jane: My short-term memory is very bad!
Tom: How bad is it?
Jane: How bad is what?
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