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Confucius say... Man who sneezes without hanky take matters into his own hands.

Answer 2

Confucius say... Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Confucius say... Boy and girl go camping together sure to have naughty intent.

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Confucius say... Is nice to meet woman in the park but is better to park meat in the woman.

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Confucius say... Man who walk through airport turnstiles sideways going to Bangkok.

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Confucius say... Support bacteria - it's the only culture some people have.

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Confucius say... Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.

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Confucius say... Woman who put detergent on top shelf jump for Joy.

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Confucius say... Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

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Confucius say... Man who marry girl with no bust has right to feel low down.

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Confucius say... Man who put rooster in freezer overnight have frozen cock.

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Confucius say... Man who want pretty nurse must be patient.

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Confucius say... Man who smoke pot choke on handle.

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Confucius say... Man who sit on tack get point.

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Confucius say... House without bathroom is uncanny.

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Confucius say... Woman who go camping beware of evil intent.

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Confucius say... Baby conceived in back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.

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Answer 21

A sphincter says what? What? Exactly!

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