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Cowboy jokes

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What is the difference between a Western necktie and a cow's tail?
The cow's tail covers the whole asshole!

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There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
The one on the range.

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What is the difference between country music and cowboy music?
Country music is 1 guy singing about 5 women. Cowboy music is 5 guys singing about 1 horse!

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Did you hear about the cowboy who got a dachshund?
Everyone kept telling him to get a long, little doggie!

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What did the boots say to the cowboy?
You ride. I'll go on foot.

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Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?
So he could shoot his mouth off.

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