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Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To go to the body shop.
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Why did the man with a knife in his head cross the road?
He was dying to get to the other side!
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Why didn't the kitten cross the road?
Because he was a scaredy cat.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Chickens hadn't evolved yet.
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Why did the pig cross the road?
Because he was a road hog.
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