Answer 1

All extremists should be taken out and shot.

Answer 2

How do you play religious roulette?
You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets struck by lightning first!

Answer 3

Schizophrenia beats being alone.

Answer 4

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

Answer 5

The quickest way to a man's heart is not through the stomach but through his chest, with an axe.

Answer 6

Obviously the only rational solution to your problem is suicide.

Answer 7

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!

Answer 8

Life's a bitch... then you marry one!

Answer 9

When I die I hope to go to Heaven... whatever the Hell that is!

Answer 10

Cancer cures smoking.

Answer 11

In a nuclear war all men will be cremated equal.

Answer 12

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you!

Answer 13

I used up all my sick days so I'm calling in dead.

Answer 14

I'd insult you but you're not bright enough to notice.

Answer 15

what do you call a 3rd grader with no friends? a sand hook surviver

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Answer 19

A sphincter says what? What? Exactly!

Answer 20