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Tom: Who was that girl I saw you with last night?
Dick: Someone from school.
Tom: Teacher?
Dick: No, I didn't have to.
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Is a date a fruit or a vegetable?
You don't know until he's at the door.
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How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.
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Girl: I've been out with dozens of boys and I haven't let one of them kiss me.
Mother: Oh? So which one was that?
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"Sorry, I don't date outside my species!"
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Personal ad: "Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship."
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"I knew things weren't going well when I asked my date if I could see her home and she got out a photograph."
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"At the end of our first date Maria told me I was crazy in the head. Why do women always want us to make a commitment?"
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There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
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What's the difference between eHarmony and Ancestry.com?
Nothing
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