Answer 1

Why can't blondes count to 70?
Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Answer 2

Did you hear about the blonde who realized sex wasn't a pain in the ass?
Someone told her to turn over.

Answer 3

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.

Answer 4

Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school?
She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Maneuver!

Answer 5

What is the irritating part around a blonde's pussy?
The other guys waiting their turn!

Answer 6

What do blondes and turtles have in common?
Once you get them on their backs they're fucked!

Answer 7

What is 68 to a blonde?
Where she goes down on you and you owe her one.

Answer 8

Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
So they have a place to rest their ankles.

Answer 9

How does a blonde hold her liquor?
By the ears

Answer 10

How do you know when a blonde has been eating?
There's a belt buckle mark on her forehead.

Answer 11

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
So she can have a doggie bag for later!

Answer 12

A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.

Brunette: Last night I had *3* orgasms in a row!
Blonde: That's nothing. Last night I had over a hundred.
Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.
Blonde (looking shocked): Oh, you mean with just 1 guy?

Answer 13

What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of her head?
All you can eat, under a buck.

Answer 14

How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
There's White-Out on the screen and lipstick on the joystick!

Answer 15

Two blondes are passing by a fruit stand when the grocer calls to them "bananas! 50 cents each or three for a dollar!" The girls stop and look at each other. One says to the other "well, I suppose we could always eat the third one!"

Answer 16

How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
If she can chew tobacco and suck dick at the same time and still know which one to spit out!

Answer 17

What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.

Answer 18

What did the blind blonde say as she was making love with her new boyfriend?
"Funny, you don't feel Jewish!"

Answer 19

What do the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?
They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

Answer 20

What do you call pigtails on a blonde?
Handlebars

Answer 21

Why don't blondes like anal sex?
They don't like their brains being screwed with.

Answer 22

Why is a blonde like a washing machine?
Because they both drip when they are fucked.

Answer 23

Why are there lipstick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
Because she blows the horn.

Answer 24

What is a blonde?
A redhead with the fire fucked out of her!

Answer 25

Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex?
She wanted to have her cock and eat it too!

Answer 26

How can you tell if a blonde has a vibrator?
She has a chipped tooth.

Answer 27

Why don't they let blondes swim in the ocean?
Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna!

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Answer 30

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Answer 31

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