Answer 1

A lesbian goes to a gynecologist. The gynecologist says "I must say, this is the cleanest pussy I've seen in ages."

"Thanks," the lesbian says. "I have a woman in 4 times a week."

Answer 2

There is this family with three kids, two girls one boy. The oldest which is a girl tells there mother that she is gay. About 5 years down the road the other daughter also tells their mother that they are gay and the mother says does anyone in this house like dick? The little boy comes up and says i do mommy.

Answer 3

Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?
Neither. They both eat out.

Answer 4

What is the leading cause of death in lesbians?
Hairballs

Answer 5

You are probably familiar with the story of the Dutch boy who put his finger into a hole in the dyke. Well, the story is wrong, it was a Dutch girl!

Answer 6

Why did the lesbo stick a potato up her vagina?

-So her girlfriend could enjoy some chips with her fish.

 

Answer 7

What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
Well hung

Answer 8

So this little girl was asked by her teacher "Jessica why did you bring your cat to school?" Jessica was crying and panicking "Because mommy said to Laura that she was gonna eat her pussy after I left for school."

Answer 9

How do you make a lesbian anorexic eat?
Put pussy hair around her dinner plate.

Answer 10

What do you call two lesbians with their period?
Finger painting

Answer 11

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-a lot-o-puss

Answer 12

What do u call a lesbian with long finger nails ?
Single

Answer 13

What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian's apartment?
Potpourri

Answer 14

Did you hear about the new politically-correct term for lesbians?
Vagitarians

Answer 15

plz eat my pussy maybe we can share a dildo!

Answer 16

What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like?

Depends

Answer 17

Why was the lesbian sick?

 lack or vitamin D

Answer 18

How do you drive a lesbian up the wall?? Put a Crack on the ceiling

Answer 19

So the doctor came out with a new medication for lesbians...it's called trymenagain

Answer 20

What  do you call a male gay dinosaur?
Homo-sore-ass

Answer 21

What do parsley and pubic hair have in common???

-Nothing,you push them both to the side before you start eating!

 

Answer 22

what do you call a lesbian cat?
-A pussy cat

Answer 23

what do you call a lesbian who fell asleep tanning?   
  fried fish

Answer 24

Why do lesbians suck at cooking?
Cause they always eat out!

Answer 25

What is the worst part about raping a baby?

Wiping the blood off your clown suit

Answer 26

What do you call a man's vagina?

Mangina

Answer 27

Why are men so bad at being lesbians?

They havent got balls enough for it.

Answer 28

Why are men closet lesbians?

They are clitoris challenged, vulva deficient and know fuck-all about the art of loving.

Answer 29

Roses are red
Violets are fine
I'll be the 6
Will you be the 9?

Answer 30

What does a redneck girl say after having sex. Get of me dad

Answer 31

Wha do Asian lesbians eat? "Pussie"

Answer 32

A lesbian walks  into a bar The waitress asks the lesbian what can I get you and lesbian says your fine fish hold the hair

Answer 33

What do you call a virgin Popsicle?
A: a cherry pop

Answer 34

Two adults. He slipped his cold finger up her wet hot pretty...

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Roses are red, Pickles are green, I love your legs and what's in...

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