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A woman asked her lover "will you keep fucking me this much even after marriage?" He replied "sure, if your husband doesn't object."
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The most popular sexual position among married couples is doggy style. The husband sits and begs while the wife rolls over and plays dead.
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How do you get a woman to stop blowing you?
Marry her.
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What do marriage and a tornado have in common?
They both start out with a lot of blowing, then sucking, and then next thing you know your house is gone!
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Wife says to husband :what does your penis and life have in common ?
They are both to short.
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Wife says to husband : i know you are gay
Husband says : I ain't gay but my boyfriend is
Wife says: oh OK that's fine then.
SHE is DUMB !!!!!
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Wife says :Stop bumming me so hard its a pain in the ass. Husband says: same with me
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Wife says:stop bumming me so hard its a pain in the ass. Husband says : no that's you
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Wife says : stop bumming me so hard its a pain in the ass. Husband says I'm used to it
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A women's lover said let's get married she said OK I'll ask my husband
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