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Dolphin jokes
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How did they know the dolphin attack was no accident?
Because they do everything on porpoise.
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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything.
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Why are dolphins smarter than humans?
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand by the side of a pool and feed them fish.
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how do dolphins get high?????
they puff-a-fish
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