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What happened to the person who discovered electricity?
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Why does lightning shock people?
Because it doesn't know how to conduct itself.
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What did the ticket seller at the movies tell the atomic particle?
No charge for neutrons.
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The electric company has a new motto: "We'd be delighted if you send in your bill... If you don't, you will be!"
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