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A daughter announced her engagement to her father. "Does this guy have any money?" The daughter replied "Oh daddy, you men are all alike! That's exactly what he asked me about you."
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Rhonda: If we get engaged will you give me a ring? Steve: Of course! What's your phone number again?
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Why is an engagement ring like a tourniquet to a bachelor?
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"My girlfriend is good at keeping secrets. We were engaged for 4 months before I knew about it!"
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