Santa, Baby: A Short & Sexy XXXmas Story

Yo Mama So Hot

Bare it all babe

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How long does it take Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer to screw in a light bulb?
Not long but good luck getting them to fuck each other!

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A guy rolls over in the middle of the night and shoves an aspirin down his wife's throat.

Wife: What the hell are you doing?
Husband: I'm just giving you an aspirin for your headache!
Wife: But I haven't got a headache!
Husband: Good. Then let's fuck!

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Girl: You know what? Fuck you!
Guy: Promise?

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I used to be fucking stupid... but then we broke up!

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Practice safe sex. Go fuck yourself.

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