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How does Santa Claus take care of his garden?
Hoe, Hoe, Hoe
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Two ladies were chatting over a garden fence.
Janet: My husband bought me some flowers last night.
Maria: But why the sad face?
Janet: He'll be expecting me to keep my legs open all week!
Maria: Why haven't you got a vase!?
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Did you hear about the lazy dog?
His owner was watering his garden and he never lifted a leg to help him.
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Clerk: How can I help you?
Lady: Yes, I want to return this soaker hose. It's leaking!
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Alice: I'm enjoying this new book... "Gardening with the President" by Rose Bush.
Tom: Yeah, I'll be sure to check that out after "I Like Weeding Gardens" by Manuel Labor!
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Give weeds an inch and they'll take a yard!
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How many gardeners does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to debate whether it's the right time of year to be putting in light bulbs or daffodil bulbs.
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