Gravity jokes

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If gravity exists why is it harder to drop a girl than to pick one up?

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There is no gravity. The earth sucks.

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"I'm reading an interesting book on anti-gravity. I just can't put it down!"

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Gravity sucks.

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Gravity - It's not just a good idea, it's the law!

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What is the center of gravity?
The letter "v"

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Galileo jokes

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Isaac Newton jokes

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Newton just burned the heck out of Galileo. You know what he says?...

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Mad Scientist jokes

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Measurement jokes

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I AM A TURTLE AND IM CROSSING THE ROAD BUT THERE MEASURING IT SO I...

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Architecture jokes

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An architect is someone who makes beautiful models but...