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Why couldn't the pony talk?
He was a little hoarse.
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What do you call a veterinarian with laryngitis?
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What is sadonecrobestiality?
Just beating a dead horse.
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Doctor: What is the condition of that man who shoved 6 toy horses up his rectum?
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Why was the cow very happy when it saw the horse?
Because it was his neighbor.
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What kind of horses go out after dusk?
Nightmares
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