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How Many to Change a Light Bulb jokes
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How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It turned itself in.
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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but they have to be very tiny!
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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.
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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a hardware issue.
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How many firefighters does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. Three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
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How many judges does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. But the two lawyers have to explain to him how to do it.
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How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?
No one knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs.
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How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. But he'll tell everybody.
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How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs. It's cheaper to sit in the dark.
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How many Englishmen does it take to change a light bulb?
What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just fine!
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How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in.
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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But 200 applied for the job.
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How many recovering addicts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. But it takes 12 steps.
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How many grocery store cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?
Are you kidding me? They won't even change a five-dollar bill!
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How many pessimists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It doesn't matter. They think all the available bulbs won't light up.
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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four. Only one to screw it in. The other three to listen to him brag about screwing it!
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How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The power should be back on any minute anyways!
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How many aerospace engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It doesn't take a rocket scientist, you know!
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How many yuppies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Yuppies screw in hot tubs!
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