Idiot jokes - Pardon My Ego

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"Your kid may be an honors student but you're still an idiot!"

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later...

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Husband: I hear you've been telling everyone that I'm an idiot?
Wife: I didn't know it was a secret.

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I'm not fluent in idiot. Could you please speak more slowly?

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Page 16 from an actual HP Environmental, Health & Safety Handbook advises employees to "blink your eyelids periodically to lubricate your eyes."

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Lawyer: "Driving under the influence of alcohol and drugs is not only dangerous, but it's illegal!"
Idiot: "Yeah... and it's against the law too!"

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I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing!

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Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

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Quitters never win. Winners never quit. But those who never win and never quit are idiots!

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