Jail jokes

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How do inmates call each other?
On their cell phones.

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One lady told the other "my son is very well behaved." The other replied "how can you say that? He was sentenced to 5 years in prison!?" The first lady responded "Yes, but he got out after 2 years for good behavior."

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You might be a redneck if your dad's cell number has nothing to do with his phone.

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Prison can be a real pain in the ass!

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"Prison food is very tasty. I got out 10 years ago and I can still taste it!"

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