Leper jokes

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Why did the leper leave the party?
Everyone kept dipping crackers into his back!

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What do you call a leper in a bath?
Porridge

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Why did the leper crash his car?
He left his foot on the accelerator.

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Why did the Leper go back into the shower?
He forgot his Head and Shoulders.

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Did you hear about the leper playing poker?
He threw his hand in.

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Why did they call time-out in the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.

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What are a leper's favorite songs?
"Footloose" and "Eyes Without a Face"

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