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"Will you love me when I'm old and ugly?"
"Darling, of course I do."
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If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
The swallow
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Julie broke off her engagement. Her friend asked her "what happened? I thought it was love at first sight?"
Julie explained "it was. But the second and third ones changed my mind!"
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Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!
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Love is when intercourse is called "making love." Lust is when intercourse is called "screwing." Marriage is when intercourse is called "arguing."
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What is love?
The delusion that one woman is different from another.
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Love thy neighbor but make sure her husband is away!
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What is the difference between like and love?
Spit and swallow
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What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you.
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If love is blind why is lingerie so popular?
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Mark: I don't know if I'm really in love with her.
Jim: Just ask yourself this one question... would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?
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"Love is a matter of chemistry. That's why my wife treats me like toxic waste!"
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What is the difference between love and herpes?
Love doesn't last forever.
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She was hungry for love and didn't know where her next male was coming from...
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