Answer 1

How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out and figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make bulbs work smarter and not harder.

Answer 2

How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?
"This topic was resumed from last week's discussion but it is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile..."

Answer 3

"We will keep having these meetings until we find out why nothing is getting done!"

Answer 4

What is the difference between a 69 and management?
With a 69 you only have one asshole in view!

Answer 5

"This is just a suggestion. No one has to follow it unless they want to keep their job."

Answer 6

If at first you don't succeed try management.

Answer 7

All work and no play will make you a manager.

Answer 8

Answer 9

To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.

Answer 10

Answer 11

Dad: You can't be buying all these toys. Do you think money grows...

Answer 12

Why is it that when a man gets a promotion ahead of a woman it's...