Answer 1

How many massage parlor attendants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"Whatever number turns you on, big boy!"

Answer 2

Did you hear about the Jewish massage parlor?
It's self-service.

Answer 3

"I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way!"

Answer 4

Answer 5

My wife's skin looks like a million dollars... wrinkled and green!

Answer 6

A man stands on the bathroom scale sucking in his stomach. Wife:...

Answer 7

Why is ET short? Because he has little legs!

Answer 8