Answer 1

An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical. His wife is with him. The doctor enters and says "I'll need a urine sample, stool sample and sperm sample." The old man with hearing loss asks his wife "What did he say he wanted?" She yells to him "he needs your underwear!"

Answer 2

Doctor: Nurse, how is the little girl who swallowed the 10...

Answer 3

Never accept a drink from a urologist or a friendly handshake from...

Answer 4

"I'm a Proctologist. I work with assholes all day!"

Answer 5

Why do surgeons wear masks? If one of them makes a mistake nobody...

Answer 6

Secretary: One of the patients in the waiting room started a...