Murder jokes

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Who decides when someone is considered important enough to be assassinated rather than just murdered?

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The dumber people think you are the more surprised they'll be when you kill them.

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It is better to be wanted for murder than not to be wanted at all.

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Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?

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