Answer 1

Most nudists are people you don't want to see naked.

Answer 2

Two old men are sitting in a nursing home when one of the female residents runs past naked. The first one asks "what was that she was wearing?" "I don't know," the second man replies, "but it sure needed ironing!"

Answer 3

A wife gets naked and asks her husband "what turns you on more... my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looks her up and down and says "your sense of humor!"

Answer 4

Why are people not allowed to run outside naked but naked statues are fine?

Answer 5

Why didn't the blonde go on the ride at the amusement park? She...

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Answer 7

My wife's skin looks like a million dollars... wrinkled and green!

Answer 8

A man stands on the bathroom scale sucking in his stomach. Wife:...

Answer 9