Answer 1

Roger Clemens was indicted for lying to Congress about taking steroids. He didn't have the balls to tell the truth.

Answer 2

Derek Jeter joined the 3,000 hit club in 2011. He hit on his 3,000th blonde.

Answer 3

Robinson Cano hired Jay-Z to be his agent. So when you add in the injuries and lack of offense the Yankees now have 101 Problems.

Answer 4

Did you hear the Post Office recalled their latest stamps featuring pictures of Yankees players?
People didn't know which side to spit on.

Answer 5

What's the difference between a Yankee fan and a bag of crap?
The bag!

Answer 6

The New York Yankees wore a special patch on their uniforms commemorating their inaugural season at the new stadium... The design was a huge dollar sign being flushed down the toilet.

Answer 7

The Yankees took home their 27th World Series championship. It couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch of free agents!

Answer 8

ARod made more than the whole Astros team last year. To keep things fair, he also struck out more than the Astros team.

Answer 9

The Yankees are watching their wallet this year. You would too if you played in the Bronx!

Answer 10

Derek Jeter sat out the Yankees last game with the flu. Considering how many women he's been with, that's the best thing he could have!

Answer 11

The Yankees spent $100 million luring C.C. Sabathia to New York. And that was just on lunch.

Answer 12

Roger Clemens was charged with perjury. He defended himself by saying he had never, ever, in his life, by pill, cream, or injection, taken perjury!

Answer 13

The Yankees haven't set their budget for free agents yet. They're still lobbying the U.S. Treasury to print more money.

Answer 14

The commissioner was planning to meet with Yankees management to discuss their ticket prices but he couldn't afford to get into the game.

Answer 15

Alex Rodriguez was seen hitting on women sitting in the stands. The Yankees wondered if he'd ever hit on a baseball again!

Answer 16

Former Red Sox and Mets pitcher Geremi Gonzalez was killed after being struck by lightning, proving, once and for all, that God is a Yankees fan.

Answer 17

How did the commissioner know when George Steinbrenner was lying?
His lips were moving.

Answer 18

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None...

Answer 19

A woman was cheering her son on in a Little League game. He was...

Answer 20

Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.

Answer 21

Why did the baseball player practice using Playboy magazine? He...

Answer 22

Why are baseball stadiums so cool? There's a fan in every seat.