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No Arms No Legs jokes

  
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a doorstep?
Matt
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a wall?
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What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs in a China cabinet?
Crystal
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole?
Phil
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What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs in a cash register?
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
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