Riddle jokes

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An electrician and a plumber are shopping in a hardware store. One of them is the father of the other's son. How is this possible?
They are husband and wife!

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Which is a correct phrasing: 'The yolk of the egg are white' or 'The yolk of the egg is white?'
Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow!

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The maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't use it, and the user doesn't see it. What is it?
A coffin

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When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.

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What gets smaller the more you put in it?
A hole in the ground

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A duck, a skunk, and a frog go to the movies. Tickets cost one dollar. Which animal doesn't get in?
The frog has a green back. The duck has a bill. But the skunk won't get in because it only has a scent.

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