School jokes - Pardon My Ego

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A fourth grade teacher received a phone call one morning. A deep voice on the phone said "Will you please excuse Johnny from school today?" "Who is this?" the teacher asked. The voice said "This is my father speaking."

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1st Student: I failed all my subjects except for Algebra.
2nd Student: How did you keep from failing that?
1st Student: I didn't take Algebra!

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If you are going to study drunk better take the exam that way.

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Mother: What did you learn in school today?
Son: Not enough apparently... I have to go back tomorrow!

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Jimmy: How's your history paper coming?
Harry: Well, my history teacher suggested I use the internet for research and it's been very helpful.
Jimmy: Really?
Harry: Yes. So far I've found 19 people selling them.

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Father: Why did you get such a low grade on that test?
Son: Absence.
Father: You were absent the day of the test?
Son: No, the boy who sits next to me was!

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A teacher is lecturing in monotone in the classroom. He notices a student sleeping in the back row. The teacher yells "Wake that student up!" to the student beside the snoozing student. The neighbor shouts back "You put him to sleep, you wake him up!"

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Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Student: Not very much.

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Father: Let me see your report card.
Son: I don't have it. My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.

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How can you tell a school is haunted?
If it has a school spirit.

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What object is the king of the classroom?
The ruler!

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What city cheats on their exams?
Peking

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Why did the 12-watt light bulb drop out of school?
It wasn't very bright.

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Knowledge is power and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

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