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What did one metric alien say to the other?
Take me to your liter!
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Why do computer scientists make lousy lovers?
They always want to do the job faster than before and, when they do, they say the performance has improved.
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"The time to conclude an experiment is when the resultant data matches the previous hypothesis."
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Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of temperature, pressure, humidity, volume and other variables the organism will do as it damn well pleases!
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Old Darwinians never die - they just evolve.
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Ecology is the study of who eats whom.
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The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant. The planet is growing.
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Student: Science is stupid.
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Student: They can't even get the "i" before "e" except after "c" thing right!
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