Sexist jokes

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A man walks into a bar looking depressed. The bartender asks him what he'll have. "Just a beer" he says sadly. "My wife and I got into a fight and she said she wouldn't talk to me for a month."

The bartender shouts "You lucky dog! What could be wrong with that?" But the man explains "the month is up tonight!"

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Don't be a sexist; broads hate that!

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Why do women close their eyes when having sex?
They can't stand to see a man having a good time.

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