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What did the sheep say to the bee?
"Bah, humbug!"
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What did one cloned sheep say to the other?
"I am ewe."
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Where do you get virgin wool from?
Ugly sheep
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Why did the ram run off the cliff?
It didn't see the ewe turn.
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Why do white sheep eat more than black ones?
Because there's more of them.
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What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?
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What do you get when you cross a sheep and a waterfall?
A wet blanket
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What do you get when you cross a lamb with a spaceship?
The Starsheep Enterprise
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