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A woman was stealing things in a supermarket while balanced on the shoulders of vampires. What was she charged with?
Shoplifting on 3 counts
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Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, and tortured. Any survivors will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
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A strong superhero turned bad got arrested. Why?
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