Spelling jokes

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edited by MC Jester

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Why is it so hard to remember how to spell "mnemonic?"

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What is the longest word in the dictionary?
"Smiles" because there's a mile between each "s"

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What do you never hear about in school?
The H

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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

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AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse

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What 5-letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
Short

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Spelling has becom a lossed art.

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What do you find at the end of everything?
The letter "g"

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What is in front of a woman and at the back of a cow?
The letter "w"

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