Answer 1

2 men were hunting deer near a blacktop highway. A huge buck walked by. The hunter drew his bow and took careful aim.

Before he could release the arrow, his friend pointed to a funeral procession passing on the road nearby. The hunter let the pressure off his bow, removed his hat, bowed his head and knelt down in prayer.

His friend couldn't believe it and said "that is the most kind and touching thing I have ever seen." The hunter explained "well, we were married for 30 years."

Answer 2

What is the difference between a 3-week-old puppy and a sportswriter?
In 6 weeks the puppy stops whining.

Answer 3

Why are they called "the stands" when they're made for sitting?

Answer 4

If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?

Answer 5

Why did the baseball player practice using Playboy magazine? He...

Answer 6

Did you hear the joke about the football game that ended...

Answer 7

First I was a Giant fan, then I was a Jet fan... now I'm a small...

Answer 8

How do baseball players stay cool? Sit next to their fans.

Answer 9

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb? 9....