Answer 1

Save a Virgin. Do Me Instead.

Answer 2

Jesus died for my sins and all I got was this lousy t-shirt...

Answer 3

All true wisdom is found on t-shirts

Answer 4

I have plenty of vision and talent - I just don't care.

Answer 5

I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?!

Answer 6

I love my wife. For $30 you can too!

Answer 7

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.

Answer 8

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

Answer 9

I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me.

Answer 10

Born free. Taxed to death!

Answer 11

I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce!

Answer 12

Never make eye contact when eating a banana...

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Answer 17

A sphincter says what? What? Exactly!