Tourist jokes

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How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

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What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, and law-abiding?
A tourist

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"The first thing that struck me when I got to Paris was a damn bus!"

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"He's a mental tourist... His mind wanders."

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Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

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If ignorance is bliss then tourists must be in a constant state of euphoria!

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? 54. Two in the front,...