Answer 1

"I saw Lee Majors the other day. He looked like a million dollars. He's really let himself go."

Answer 2

What ghost haunts daytime talk show hosts?
The Phantom of the Oprah

Answer 3

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Answer 4

Curt: I find late-night TV very educational.
Emily: How's that?
Curt: It's taught me I should have gone to bed earlier!

Answer 5

Why are people willing to get off their asses and search the whole room for the TV remote but not walk up to the TV and manually change the channel?

Answer 6

Most guests on daytime TV shows are women. The problem is less than half were born that way!

Answer 7

Why did the chicken cross the road? Jerry Seinfeld: Why does...

Answer 8

Why is sleeping with a man like watching a soap opera? Just when...

Answer 9

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto stays on all fours? They're...

Answer 10

Why do I watch basketball? To find out who the next member of the...

Answer 11

How many stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. One...